On a grammar quiz, I had my students write their own similes. Four of them decided to use me as the subject, with some interesting results.
* Amy Teacher is as smart as Albert Einstein
* Amy is as fun as television
* Amy teacher is as funny as comic
* Amy is as beautiful as flower
* Amy is as strong as ox
After that last one, there was an arrow pointing to a note written at the bottom of the paper. The note read "ha"ha" It's joke sorry~